I Believe
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

As most of you know, I'm one of those radical leftists the neo-con cabal is always railing against. And I just want to state a few things that I believe. I believe that every American should have socialized medicine. I believe the United States should lead the charge on greenhouse gas emissions and should be a leader in environmental stewardship; and be the leader on implementing the Kyoto Protocols. I believe that evangelical Christians are no different than Islamic fundamentalists. I believe that the Constitution of the United States says to keep your damn religion out of my face and my government. I believe that Christianity is an amazing idea, and I hope I'm around when it's actually tried. I believe that freedom of speech and assembly are rights to fight, and die, for if necessary. I believe that the press of the United States has fallen down on the job and are no longer serving the public interests but those of the oligarchs and right-wing zealots. I believe that a policy of preemptive war is the quickest way to get the US attacked yet again. And I believe that President Shrub and his ilk from the neo-fascist zombie brigade are DESTROYING our great nation for a twisted version of what they "think" the United States should look like. I believe that homophobes and those who espouse against homosexuals, are themselves the gayest, most closeted FAGS on the face of the earth. I believe that those who quote the bible as historical or scientific fact should be declared legally insane. Furthermore, I believe that anyone who listens to Hannity, O'Reilly, or Savage need admittance to a high security treatment center for the criminally stupid and ignorant. I also believe that Anne Coulter needs to be force fed rat poison only after being gang raped by a groups of eggplant wielding gay liberal immigrants from Mexico. I believe that the United States of America used to be a beacon of hope and optimism to oppressed people around the world, and can be once again if and only if the criminals and despots in Washington are sent packing. And to quote Mike Malloy "GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!"
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