Loofah O'Reilly's Ark: Gay Marriage Could Lead to Goat, Duck, Dolphin and Turtle Marriage
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
By Media Matters
During the May 11 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly returned to his theory that the legalization of gay marriage could lead to the eventual legalization of interspecies marriages, this time stating to Fox News analyst Margaret Hoover, who argued against O'Reilly's theories, "[Y]ou would let everybody get married who want to get married. You want to marry a turtle, you can." O'Reilly has previously suggested that gay marriage could ultimately allow for a person to marry "a goat," "a duck," and "a dolphin."
During the May 11 segment, O'Reilly also again claimed gay marriage would lead to polygamous marriage, saying, "[I]f you OK gay marriage, then you have to do plural marriage, which is now -- has a name, triads. Three people getting married."
From the May 11 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:
O'REILLY: All right, Hoover. I did not know this, but I had said from the jump if you OK gay marriage, then you have to do plural marriage, which is now -- has a name, triads. Three people getting married. There is a group in Maui, Hawaii, called the Lessin's adversary group -- advocacy group, and it's World Polygamy [sic: Polyamory] Association. They're associated with that. And they want to be married.(Click for remainder.)
So, No. 1, I'm an oracle. And No. 2, how you can deny them under equal protection under the law?
HOOVER: You can't deny them under equal protection of the law.
O'REILLY: OK, so you say that they have to marry, as well.
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