Two Ton Christianist Lectures President Obama on What it Means to be a "Real Christian"

Since Mike "Never Skip a Meal" Huckabee is such a "Christian", I offer up this little tidbit:

³³ For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine, and you say, ‘He has a demon.’ ³⁴ The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’