Two Ton Christianist Lectures President Obama on What it Means to be a "Real Christian"

Since Mike "Never Skip a Meal" Huckabee is such a "Christian", I offer up this little tidbit:

³³ For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine, and you say, ‘He has a demon.’ ³⁴ The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’

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Rich Prick Foster Friess Says He's Discriminated Against Because He is Rich

Hurry call the waaambulance! Sit down and shut the fuck up!

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Frothy Mix Claims There's "No Right To Health Care"

I guess Frothy Mix doesn't care about this little nugget: We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Why is it these "conservatives" claim to love the Constitution, but then trash it at every turn? No need to answer, that question is rhetorical, we all know the answer.

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NRA's LaPierre Uncovers "Massive Obama Conspiracy"

So the conspiracy is that there's not conspiracy? Wow! Stupid much?

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Newt "Breakfast @ Tiffany's" Gingrich: Unemployment Benefits Violate The Declaration of Independence

Whew, thank God that the "historian" Newt Gingrich told us about this. Here all this time I thought the laws of the United States were based on the Constitution. Silly me.

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